Super Lemon Haze – Commericial Hash

It’s a large, wax/impurity-laden rock-hard piece of waxy hash that tastes like mixed trim and fan leaves to me. Implies that it’s trichomes mostly from the whole plant, and there’s something sparkling in there too, which I hope is wax but could be fat/plant latex.

No real smell to it beyond brick, and the taste of it makes me think I should stack in a fair amount for a spliff, but also have to use a bit of extra tobacco for a good mix, or be showered with hotrocks.

This hash breaks into hard shards of the kind that stick under my thumbnail like splinters. Heating it up – it catches fire easily (all those empty trichomes) and leaves the surface of the hash all black, and is like blue tack when trying to crumble it, but taking off a big section leaves a nice sandy yellow colour under the surface, which is promising.

It’s the waxier one of the two, so I was expecting it to be stronger than the other one – but after a few single-skins other than a slight relaxation which is nice the major effect is a rather hissy psychedelic tinnitus that I usually associate with stronger sativas or headache weed.

Rounded flavour, been aged/matured and possibly been damp a bit long at one point before being too dry, and possibly packed with what smells like treated pine-timber wood chips, which leaves it tasting a bit like a peaty whiskey.

Drinking alcohol on this – there’s enough THC to evidently affect the alcohol absorption, which has left me with a bit of a half-pint hangover from lunchtime after an hour of feeling like I needed to lay down.

Working out on it is ok, but it was a mental battle against wanting to just rest instead of carry on – this could be because I’ve not been sleeping well cos of a noise from next door. Their fridge is jammed against the wall or something, well annoying – been months – even had environmental health out, not much help. It’s an AirB&B now like most of the other houses I could’ve afforded to move to (all affordable rental properties are now AirB&Bs, and mine will be too if I move out). It’s a joke. Mates move away cos reasons and no-one replaces them. There’s zero attractive women around here (look at the state of ’em, ffs), a bunch of people who I can’t understand (I only speak english, french, german, russian, spanish and indoneisan), or tourist couples replacing them (nosey parker southern pussies and their hoes, who think I should adapt my life to accommodate their budget getaway).

If I stopped to think about things, and had a chance to redo my life – I would grow and sell a lot more drugs than I did in my life til this point. If I had no morals – fuck you mum for raising me right – I’d be a millionaire and capable of doing something about the situation with my town now being a bunch of old people, moldovans and clones. Idk what I would do if I could though – that’s the thing… Close the town off and not let anyone in it, I suppose.

You see – I don’t like to complain unless I have a solution to propose as well, otherwise it’s pointless.
I thought writing to the MP would help but he just wanted to ask Starmer, which is a total waste of time – they’re gonna screw over our national security by letting ChatGPT continue to run the country, for real.

The one thing the Labour govt., had to do was legalise dope, and now – instead of doing that – they’re trying to get us to go fight Russians in a freezing Eastern Euro wasteland.

Benefits money – saved – people grow their own dope and don’t have to pay £40 an 1/8th for time spend recoving from being busted.
Legal issues – gone – out the window – save millions on not busting people growing weed or smoking dope.
Tax money – loadsa dosh – sorry guys but the main issue I have with criminal enterprise is I don’t pay tax on it.
Mental health – vanished – no such thing when you can go home and open up your growroom, bask in the lights, tend to your loved ones and sunbathe in your home, while legally getting stoned for free.

NHS = saved and UK = saved.

This one’s ok, the SL hash, but it’s a bit hot and harsh, after a while, so pack it at the start of the joint and put the other one in at the end, top with tobacco and some weed – pretty good, but it’d be nice to only have to use one product to get the full… ah – that might be why it feels a bit weak.

I had some feco gummies earlier, I forgot about that cos I had a lay down at around 1800 and I woke up thinking it was 7am cos I was using my Jurassic Park collector’s Timex (the one the blonde chick wears in the first one), and not 7pm, shat myself cos I thought I was late and wtf is it so dark still??

Cat got two dinners though. Well, dinner and breakfast. And I feel ok, tbf, apart from a hissy tinnitus and a bit groggy. It may be the amount of tobacco that I end up using with hot waxy hash, but sometimes they make me a spin out in an anti-clockwise direction a little – dehydration and low-blood sugar, I think.

It’s not really a noticeable high, but I am very lazy and could do with a nap – when I try to relax, my mind is just turning over so it’s not restful.

This one feels like it needs preparing – like… do your stuff, do your workout, eat dinner, get some low-effort snacks, tidy up a bit, clear the air, then get stoned, so you don’t have to maintain a level of anxiety due to procrastination or whatever, cos generally I’m not feeling like doing much. I did save this one for last cos I thought from how it appeared it would be a bit lazy.

That said, last night I sat through every episode of that trash tv show everyone is on about – massively over-acted by type-cast characters, poor writing, you know the story before it happens cos it’s what you expect – but the direction and visual design are really good – the planning was nice, drone shot transition well done – no-one’s talking about the technical achievments though, only the lad who acted in it and – get this, right – a critical narrative in the show is that the kids at school are just watching videos in class – so the govt., decide they want to show it in schools – 4 hours of what would be a 15 or 18 rated movie, that’s basically blaming andrew tate and the internet for making kids stab each other and particularly little girls. Bonkers isn’t it, “toxic masculinity” – nah mate, he’s just a cunt. Same govt covers up gangs of labour councillors noncing over kids, wants instead to go out and run a public inquiry how the lads who want the grooming gang inquiries sewn up are the ones actually to blame for welsh choir boys going loco at dance class.

WHAT?!

This is why we need cheaper drugs. I need to go back to sleep so I don’t have to deal with all of this every day.