CALI MOUUSE – Commericial Hash

Pretty similar to the other one, except this one’s less oily – tbf it’s hard to tell them apart.

This one is a little more crumbly until it gets to the cores, where it is solid af and – again heating it, easy to set fire to, burns black and a little tar-like – I feel it’s a bit more potent than the other one, but it could be just that it crumbles into a finer powder easier and so is burned more efficiently.

NCA, since you’re reading this and you know where I live – please tell West. Merica that I need my laptop and phone and camera batteries (and whatever else they nicked and didn’t write down) back, and if they’re not going to charge me with anything, and it’s been nearly a year – get on their bikes. I’ve managed to fit in 2 full grows since being nicked for threatening the energy companies and growing dope, and the only reason you caught me is because I turned myself in to get medical attention. I just got some forbidden fruits and a purple lemonade on the go.

Been really getting into pink and purple weeds lately – stellar strains – highly religious experiences, for sure.

What I plan on doing is starting a new religion in the UK that requires its followers to consume cannabis products.
When I figure it out and need members (you need, like 20 for it to be registered and to get tax breaks), then we can negotiate a growers coop for – and i’m open to suggestions, but I feel we should go with:

The British Democratic People’s Church of Post-Modern Highs and Quantum Ganjaism,

and I will from now on be putting that on my complaints regarding West Mercia police force, when filling in the IOPC forms online – when I go to gaol, I can get UN human rights lawyers to come in and waste tonnes of tax-payer’s money through legal aid to try to get NHS dope in prisons.

That’s all they need in prisons – to let inmates have a pet cat, get high, play xbox – it’s basically what I do at home, but they can put me in a bigger room and feed me more often, I reckon. No money worries if you’re banged up, is there?